City of Solana
Department of Demolition · Permits Division
FORM DZ-1Rev. 08/2026
Permit № 2026-DOZR-001

Application for Permit to Demolish

Approved
BULLDOZR $DOZR
Bull. Load-bearing.
Hard hat. That's it. That's enough.
RESISTANCE — ALL KNOWN LEVELS
THROUGH IT
It was in the way. No additional pages required.
SOLANA MAINNET
NOT REQUESTED n/a
Filing window — pump.fun Heavy equipment — Jupiter Site surveillance — Dexscreener Public record — X
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Evidence Intake
Photographic record · do not fold
EXHIBIT A1 of 1
Filed 08/10/2026

Subject observed at the site

EXHIBIT A-1 BULLDOZR, a black bull in a suit and hard-earned attitude, surveying the city at night subject inspecting the skyline. skyline reportedly nervous.

The chart had a wall. BULLDOZR had a hard hat. That was the entire technical analysis.

No indicators. No meetings. No second opinion. The subject does not analyze resistance — the subject removes it. When the market refuses to open the door, he goes through the wall, and files the paperwork afterward. Usually afterward.

Officer's note: subject was asked to wait for confirmation. Subject brought construction equipment instead. Interview terminated when the interview room lost a wall. redacted was later found bullish.

structural damage is bullish

Structural Assessment
Token survey · inspection record
FORM DZ-2Rev. 08/2026
Inspector: the bull

Findings of the site survey

Total supply 1,000,000,000 $DOZR Verified
Buy / sell tax 0% / 0% Waived
Liquidity Locked into the launch curve Burned
Mint authority Removed from the premises Revoked
Freeze authority Also removed. Forcibly. Revoked
Team allocation The team is one bull and a hard hat 0%
Utility Removes walls Noted

Inspector's remark: structure failed to resist. everything else passed.

Demolition Procedure
Mandatory sequence · complete in order
FORM DZ-3Rev. 08/2026
Clearance: PUBLIC

How to join the crew

01Secure equipment

Install Phantom or another Solana wallet. This is your hard hat. Site rules: no hard hat, no entry.

02Load fuel

Move some SOL into the wallet from an exchange. The machine does not run on confirmation candles. It runs on SOL.

03Execute demolition

Report to the pump.fun filing window — or requisition the heavy equipment on Jupiter — paste the contract number from Form DZ-1, and swap SOL for $DOZR. Door optional.

04Do not exit the vehicle

Remain seated in the bulldozer. Walls take time. The operator will advise when the site is clear. (The operator has never advised this.)

Incident Log
Structures reported removed · running record
LOG DZ-9Page 1 of ∞
Entries: ongoing

Recent demolitions

Case №StructureStatus
DZ-2026-114Resistance, first known levelRemoved
DZ-2026-115A wall (load-bearing, allegedly)Through it
DZ-2026-116Meeting to discuss the wallCancelled
DZ-2026-117Waiting for confirmationDeclined
DZ-2026-118The bear's front doorOptional
DZ-2026-119Doubt (structural)Removed

Objections received

"The wall was structural."

OVERRULED. So is he.

"Shouldn't we wait for a pullback?"

OVERRULED. The bulldozer does not have a reverse gear. It has a louder forward gear.

"Is this financial advice?"

SUSTAINED. It is not. It is demolition paperwork. Read the fine print below, wear a hard hat, and never risk more than you can afford to lose.

"What's the roadmap?"

OVERRULED. Roads are what's left after he's done. The roadmap is the wall, in the past tense.

Operator — BULLDOZR, dept. of demolition
Witness — the wall (unavailable for signature)

OFFICIAL-LOOKING DOCUMENT, UNOFFICIAL EVERYTHING ELSE. $DOZR is a meme coin on the Solana network with no intrinsic value, no utility beyond the removal of fictional walls, and no expectation of financial return. This website is a parody of municipal paperwork and is not affiliated with any city, department, or licensed demolition contractor. Nothing here is financial, legal, or structural-engineering advice. Cryptocurrency is volatile: do your own research and only file what you can afford to shred.